IRON MONKEYS

Tool Flingers

Tabasco

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Our Beloved Head Poo-Flinger, Tabasco Mills founded the Iron Monkeys in 2006 and remains our benevolent dictator. An artist blacksmith by trade, he enjoys ordering people around - it’s his shop and he says so - and particularly dislikes having to do the things he ordered other people to do. When he’s not in the shop, he’s just running a bit late and will be there shortly. Or, you know, he’s at Burning Man.

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Karla

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Possessed as she is of the amazing talent of finding awesome and useful-in-a-timely-fashion objects in the unlikeliest of places, many suspect Karla of receiving intel from the surrounding critters, a la St Francis of Assisi. Karla joined the Iron Monkeys in 2007 and has been banging and burning ever since. When not in the shop, Karla will be at work or school - except for that one time she found an endangered Northern White Rhino in Georgetown, and needed to take him to get a sweater.
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Addie

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Somehow being allowed to join this rowdy crew at the impressionable age of 16, Bacon has been a member of the Iron Monkeys since 2013. In the shop or on playa, they can be found being harassed by Tabasco or crawling under art fixtures with various types of wrenches. The rest of the year, they can be found at school or possibly at home (neither of which are even remotely close to Seattle), where they can be found reading or fixing/breaking things. They are also pretty much the best person ever and are super cool and smart and was most definitely not put in charge of writing bios for the website.

Darcy

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A native of New York, Darcy joined the Monkeys in 2014. She's a big fan of hittin' stuff with other stuff, sometimes resulting in the process of making art, making her fit in quite well with the other member of the group. Outside of the Monkeys' grasp, she can be found saving lives and changing the world because she's A DOCTAH. In her spare time, she can be found smashing or riding her tall bike ridiculously gracefully.
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Roarke

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The token ginger of the group, Work, joined the Iron Monkeys in 2016 after much determination and relentless intrigue. Getting back to his Scottish roots, he is easily identifiable by his ridiculous red beard and utili-kilt (more pockets for snacks and flasks). When not gallivanting around the world at a moment's (or no) notice, Work is oft found making terrible, terrible jokes and getting you classy drunk at the schmancy bar he Roarkes at. 
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The Blacksmith Shop

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Owned by Monkey founding member Tabasco, The Blacksmith Shop is only sometimes the den of iniquity where Iron Monkeys forge both steel and friendships - the rest of the week it's home to the design and creation of Tabasco's blacksmithed art with function. The shop is part of Equinox Studios, home to many other artists who join the Monkeys and TBS for the monthly revelry of Georgetown's ArtWalk.

Kay

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Armed with her whip-cracking snark and the Power of COMMUNITY!, Kay Morrison joined the Iron Monkeys in 2007 after being inordinately impressed by Tabasco’s masterful hammer-swinging. A practiced forger (when we can tear her away from her seventeen regional committees, or that really important part in Diablo) Kay gets a kick out of teaching newbies how to taper - when she’s not in the shop’s de facto karaoke lounge.

Dave

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Way back in 2012, Dave Rosen joined the Iron Monkeys for an unknown reason. To this day, he can be found welding-slash-dancing in the shop, (which is something we do not recommend to the untrained). He quite often attempts to baffle other Monkeys by somehow knowing what he doesn't know, in the sense that he really does know. When not in the shop, he will probably be off using time-share points before they expire with his lovely wife, Steph.
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Steph

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Stephanie Rosen is a world-class acolyte-screener, coming to the Iron Monkeys in 2013 for this specific purpose and to fulfill her dreams of screening acolytes forever. In the shop, she can be found making chain or using the weird magnetic stick-thing to clean up little pieces of metal. She is known for her mesmerizing, soul-piercing stare, which she probably learned from being a teacher. In her time off, she may be found grading papers, hanging out with Dave, grading papers, or grading papers.


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Rich

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Coming to us from across the pond, Rich has been the resident Brit of the Iron Monkeys since 2014. When in the shop, he can be known to use the power of English Breakfast and standing in queues to make playa staplers and attach wire mesh to just about anything. He usually is not in the shop, though, due to fact that he enjoys creating sandworms and lives approximately 4,781 miles away. (That's bloody well 7,694.274 km for you metric-users!)

Dian

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After arriving in Seattle in 2010, our own *Superstar* joined the Iron Monkeys in 2017, bring us bright energy and a will-do attitude. Drawn to the Monkeys out of her love for big art and wanting to be a part of it, she decided to stay for all the lovely personalities and a little bit of metal work. In the shop, she can be found using the BIG hammer, hammering and bending away to make scrolls on scrolls on scrolls, or in the welding corner because she likes the pretty lights. 

Monkeys currently off playing elsewhere:

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Jade - Monkey since 2006
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Emily - Monkey since 2006
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Garwood - Monkey since 2007
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Brian - Monkey since 2007
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Lexi - Monkey Since 2009
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Steph - Monkey since 2010
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Jole Sack - Monkey Since 2011
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Stuart - Monkey since 2006
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T-Bone - Monkey since 2007
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Gwen - Monkey Since 2007
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Kristin - Monkey since 2008
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Ava - Monkey Since 2010
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Flaster - Monkey Since 2011
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Grapes - Monkey Since 2011
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Julie - Monkey since 2006
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Janette - Monkey since 2007
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Nancy - Monkey since 2007
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Chris - Monkey since 2008
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Misty - Monkey Since 2010
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Ashley - Monkey since 2014
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Lea - Monkey Since 2015
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Donia - Monkey since 2006
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Medic - Monkey since 2007
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Mark - Monkey since 2007
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Dave - Monkey since 2009
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Cyra - Monkey since 2009
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David M. Navarrez - Monkey since 2009
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Studley - Monkey Since 2010
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